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Just Following Directions

1/9/2020

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     Duane and I didn’t want to be accused of not following directions at the elementary school our granddaughter attends, so when we saw this banner announcing what to do, we complied.
     Signs all around make me chuckle. Like this placard: “In case of fire, please leave the building before posting it on social media.” Really?     
     Printing errors make me laugh, too. Like this graduation bulletin: instead of saying “Music Provided By…,” it said, “Mucus Provided By….” Is it a ceremony for snotty noses?
    
     A music store offers these bumper stickers:
    
     “B (sharp) Never B (flat) Always B(natural)”
    
     “I’m a Musician. What’s Your Excuse?”
    
     “Drummers are Good Roll Models”
    
     "Get off My Bach"
    
     “Lord of the Strings”
  
      “Drummers Use Their Heads”
    
     Finally, this cut me up: the business name on a truck for a tree pruning company -  “Limbotomy.”
    
     I hope your interactions with the world provide a touch of humor. We all need it.

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